Uptown Dog

Adventures of a not-so-average mutt making new friends in New York City

Uptown Dog’s Dossier

Before you meet our subject, Uptown Dog, there are a few things you’ll need to know about him. Luckily, he is not very complicated, so this won’t take long.

Basic Stats:

  • Weight – 22 lbs.
  • Sex – male
  • Birthday – August 16th, 2007 (chosen by his parents based on his approximate age)
  • Breed – he has a Corgi face, but the rest is anyone’s guess
  • Fur color – golden with a white belly and muzzle
  • Trademark – one floppy ear and one straight ear

Likes:

  • Taking naps with Dad
  • Watching Bravo with Mom
  • Sniffing eyeballs and dirty socks
  • Running in big circles in open fields
  • Every person and dog he meets on daily walks

Dislikes:

  • Getting wet (includes baths and going out in the rain – excludes playing in snow and creeks)
  • Begging for scraps and getting fruit and/or vegetables
  • Encounters with full trash bags, hampers, and duffel bags
  • Cats and squirrels (although he would like to attack them if Mom and Dad allowed it)
  • Strangers who don’t want to pet him (he takes it personally)

Stay tuned for the big reveal.

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